Christian Humor -- One Liners

I got this in the mail today. I'm sharing it with my wide readerbase now.

> "Don't let your worries get the best of you, remember, Moses started out
> as a basket case"
>
> Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited - until you try to sit
> in their pews.
>
> Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers
>
> It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
>
> The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes
> come close.
>
> When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
>
> People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road,
> and the back of the church.
>
> Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door
> forever.
>
> Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
>
> If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it
> has.
>
> God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why
> should you?
>
> Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
>
> Peace starts with a smile.
>
> I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it
> make which one you stay home from?
>
> A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are
> just sitting on the premises.
>
> We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges
>
> Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
>
> Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
>
> Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
>
> Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
>
> Forbidden fruits create many jams.
>
> God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
>
> God grades on the cross, not the curve.
>
> God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over
> "religious nuts!"
>
> God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
>
> He who angers you, controls you!
>
> If God is your Copilot - swap seats!
>
> Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
>
> The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
>
> The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not
> protect you.
>
> We don't change the message, the message changes us.
>
> You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to.........discourage
> him.
>
> The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
> 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
>
"Father, bless the person reading this in whatever it is that You know they need"